Was this you?
At seven, did you say, When I grow up I want to write and produce a popular newsletter with over 10,000 contacts that I work to scrub weekly. I’m looking forward to writing into the wonky and awkward interfaces of Constant Contact or Mail Chimp. I want to argue over syntax and grammar with my readers who only respond to the mailing if there is an error. My big goal is a 35 percent open rate!
My seven year old wants to be a unicorn.